‘Twas the Night Before Horus Day

Happy Horus Day to all, and to all a good night!

‘Twas the night before Horus Day

‘Twas the night before Horus Day, when all through the Inn
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Jinn;
The gauntlets were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Horus soon would be there;
The minions were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of maces danced in their heads;
And Ma in her chain, and I in my plate,
Had just settled down for a long winter’s slate,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see ‘twas the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
Gave a luster of midday to objects below,
When what to my wondering eyes did come through,
But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny obaru,
With a little old driver so lively and furious,
I knew in a moment he must be St. Horus.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
“Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! on, Cupid! on, Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!”
As leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky;
So up to the housetop the coursers they flew
With the sleigh full of weapons, and St. Horus too—
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Horus came with a bound.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of weapons he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.
His eyes—how they twinkled! his dimples, how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard on his chin was as white as the snow;
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke, it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little round belly
That shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old soul,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of my dole;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the gauntlets; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight—
“Happy Horus Day to all, and to all a good night!”


MERRY HORUS DAY CRISIS,
FROM LURCH6571,
AKA URSUS

 

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