URSUS BECOMES THE DEFACTO LEADER

READER WARNING: THE FOLLOWING LOG CONTAINS EXTREMELY CRUDE ADULT LANGUAGE

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Was not kidding about the warning- this log is not for anyone offended by strong language.

 

 
Indaris approaches Ursus and piles all his bags and gear at his feet. He places his shield on top of the pile.

“Good Master Ursus please take my possessions I have been deemed not worthy and shall no longer burden CrIsis with my presence. So I unburden myself of these which I have collected while amongst CrIsis. Please take this all.”

With this Indaris tries to hand Oathbringer to Ursus, as Ursus reaches out to grab Oathbringer the following can be heard by all of CrIsis.
 

defiance-tooth-pic-verticalDON’T YOU FUCKING DARE GRAB THAT FUCKING CUNT OF A WHORE. YOU BEST UNFUCK YOURSELF OR ELSE I WILL POP OFF YOUR HEAD, SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK AND SCREW IT BACK ON. WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION FUCKTARD. DIDN’T MOMMY & DADDY SHOW YOU ENOUGH ATTENTION WHEN YOU WERE A TIT SUCKING RUNT. DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE TOUCH THAT DEMON SPAWN WHORE-TWAT RAM-ROD THAT CALLS ITSELF A WEAPON FOR GOOD.

 

 
defiance-tooth-pic-verticalWhat the hell do you think you are doing. Don’t you dare hand me over to those two uncouth sorry excuses for dragon shite. I will beat you within an inch of your life. I would rather be tossed into Y then be in the hands of one that has touched that filthy Dragon-cock sucker.
 

 

FolwinSkull-tinyWhy are mommy and daddy fighting? Why is daddy using very bad words? Why is mommy talking about daddy like that? Why am I still stuck in here? Why? Why? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!?!?

 

 

 
Indaris steps away with a sad look on his face, he places Oathbringer back into his weapons belt and lets it slither to the ground, the moonlight reflecting from Oathbringer makes her a lot more peaceful than she is.
 
Do you have a death-wish, if you put me down you will die, I won’t be able to protect you. WHATTHEHELLAREYOUDOINGYOU
STUPIDBASTARD PICKMEBACKUPSTRAIGHTAWAYOR
IWILLFUNGYOU.

 
Intense pain shoots through Indaris, so intense all can see the pain on his face.
 
If you put me down I will hunt you down and put your head on a pig pole.
 
“Sssssshhhhhh, Its OK, hopefully the next person will be worthy of you.
 
“I’m sorry Master Ursus, I can’t do this anymore, apparently my moral compass is stuffed, and after Xerx’ses passed I have only felt like a vendor here. Crisis again has fallen to the littler evils, but no-one in the party seems able to or even want to stand up against those little evils. Trust me when I say that those undead animals are a symptom of a deeper malady. Animating dead, creating zombies, these are the work of necromancers, yet after our brush with one necromancer, everyone else is OK with it. All I can say is I’m not going to fight against it anymore, but I can’t also be around those who thinks it’s OK. What The Nameless One is doing will get him hung in most places in the palladium world so be careful and don’t let any others see that CrIsis is animating the dead. Just in case I am leaving everything with you guys as I know not what you will need. Please give them to whomever wants them. I can’t donate anything to the Church as the Gods and I are having a difference of opinion, apparently the Gods of Light believe the ends justify the means, whereas I believe the path you take is just as important as the goal.
 
“Well, that was about 400 words more then I intended to speak. Luck, and may all that’s good protect you.”
 
Indaris then is taken away by Xerx’ses. The two of them, along with Indaris shield & Oathbringer are all gone.
 

 

Ursus is standing in front of the gear, looking very puzzled and bewildered.

 

“So, just what the fuck am I supposed to do with all this shite.”

 


Mr Tooth & Oathbringer drawn by AZ_RUNE
Folwin Skull from Wikimedia Commons

 

12 Responses to “URSUS BECOMES THE DEFACTO LEADER

  • Auction time to the highest bidder lol

    I can imagine Ursus just standing there looking bewildered as hell trying to figure out what the hell just happened.

    • Yes, One hand rubbing his chin, the other scratching his head, smoke rolling out his ears.

  • Man, I really wish all of CrIsis had actually been able to hear that exchange. How different things might have actually gone!

    • OH, Every said above was heard by all of CrIsis, including all rantings made by non-corporeal entities. It just happened really fast.

    • That retcon’s a bit of a stretch for me to swallow, especially when Victor took so much of the game practically begging for Indaris to find a way for anyone else in CrIsis to be involved. I’d like to think that two rune weapons yelling loudly at their owners in all of our heads would’ve done the trick. I’m going to interpret it as “The weapons yelled so loudly in their owners’ heads that it seemed as if all of CrIsis must have heard – but if they did they showed no signs of it.”

  • Poor buddy, I feel for Ursus, sad day indeed.

    • At least Mr. Tooth didn’t “Fung” him, like Oathbringer did to Indaris. Mr. Tooth probably has a different punishment in mind for attempting to touch Oathbringer.

  • If Ursus is leader there won’t be CrIsis any longer, lol.
    Poignant while funny- good job both of you.

    • I was trying to point out that Ursus is NOW the most senior member of CrIsis, which in many cases makes that creature the “DeFacto” Leader and folks look to him for “Wisdom”, and yes for almost ALL cases, Ursus in charge doesn’t bode well for CrIsis.

      • No Name is the most senior member of CrIsis. He joined 2/12/113 (real life 4/26/15) and Ursus joined 3/5/113 (6/6/15)

    • I don’t know… can Ursus in charge really make anything worse at this point?

      • Make CrIsis great again, 2016!
        Come on, Elves, Dwarves, what have you got to lose?!

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