URSUS ESCAPES FROM PRISON

Man, I feel sorry for any Guards in HIS way.

The following takes place on the 26th of Majestic, in the bowels of the Dark Temple in New Haven. While the source will not be revealed, the recounting has been confirmed…

The hood is removed and the door is closed very quickly. No one wants to be caught in the cage with HIM, when he decides to “change”. They all know what would become of them if they became trapped in there…

He seems to be extremely calm…given the circumstances. They triple check the door before moving on. Once all of THEM are locked securely in their cages, the majority of the guards move out. A small group approaches the cage of the would-be-God. He is cowering on the floor whimpering like a new born calf. They open the cage and drag him out. He hollers and screams inanities, pulling back from their touch. The Dog tries to speak out to him as he is dragged past his own claustrophobic cell. The prisoner replies with more inane talk. Once he is gone, the rest wait for a few moments to ensure none are watching or listening, at least as far as they know.

The beast, once he is confident the guards are as far away as possible, changes. He nearly fills the previously semi-spacious cage.

URSUS…I AM WAITING…I CANNOT BA-LEVE YOU ALLOWED THEM TO TAKE ME FROM YOU

Mr. Tooth, I know I have failed you in this particle matters, but I ask for patients. I am accomplished as a warrior and this scenery calls for tackiness and stealth.

The beast calmly grabs the cage door and tries to pull it open with his very considerable strength…but somehow fails. Those in the know have seen him gently brush doors before and they explode into many flying shards, but this one doesn’t even budge.

HaHa, wook at the wimpy wittle cwub…poorwah wittle cwub…was wong wittle cwub…can’t you open da wittle dorwa…

FOLWIN!…NOT NOUN…I BE TRYIN TO GET USIS OUT OF HERES!

The beast lets go of the door, steps back and kicks it with all his might. There is a massive energy discharge from the door that nearly knocks the Beast onto the floor…but, there is also a very large bear-paw sized dent in the bars of the door…

aww…poorwah wittle cwub…was wong…did da wittle dorwa whurt ewe…aww…poorwah wittle cwub

I AM STILL WAITING…URSUS!

THAT FRACKING DOES IT! THESE DIRTY PIGS AIN’T GONNA KEEP ME HERE NOSE LONGER!

The Beast gathers himself in a very Zen-Monk-like fashion. Channeling all his energy, anger and frustration. He steps up to the door and grabs it with both of his massive paws. He channels strength from somewhere…or Someone?…his fur stiffens up, he seems to grow bigger than his already massive size, and pulls with all his might against the cage door. It splinters and shatters, like any regular wood and glass door, but this is a METAL door. A massive blinding flash emanates from the former cage door. The room lights up like a bolt of lightning just struck inside the prison hall. The Nameless one is caught by part of the blast.

ABOUT TIME…STILL WAITING…URSUS!

OOO…who’s the big bad cwub now…wook at ewe…aren’t we all scarwee…OOO

The Beast quickly surveils the hall and other cells, his natural abilities allow him to see in the near pitch black area. He moves quickly and efficiently to the next cell that still houses a prisoner. It is the cell of the Midget. The Beast grabs the door, giving it the same treatment as his own former cage door. It shatters and splinters in the exact fashion as the other.

Mister Tooth drawn by AZ_RUNE
Folwin Skull from Wikimedia Commons