URSUS LOSES CONTROL

Could someone please get me out of this HELL!

The following is a strange psychic message received by an unknown recipient

 

OK, I don’t know if anyone will receive this message, but WILL SOMEONE GET ME THE HELL OUT OF THIS NIGHTMARE!

 

 

 

 

KILL THE SCALY!KILL THE SCALY!KILL THE SCALY! SEE IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU IT JUST APPEARED! KILL THE SCALY!KILL THE SCALY!KILL THE SCALY!

 

MR. TOOTH THAT IS NOT A SCALY THAT IS WHERE XERX’SES ONCE STOOD! I CAN’T KILL HIM!

 

There are more of those outside the guppy!

 

 

SEE what I mean, it’s like there are 4 of us in here. OH MY ANUBIS…NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING…NO NOT THERE…THAT’S THE OPEN SEA YOU FOOL!

 

KILL THE SCALYS!KILL THE SCALYS!KILL THE SCALYS!

 

KILL THE SCALYS!KILL THE SCALYS!KILL THE SCALYS!

 

Oh If I could get sick I would right now…AERRRRUUUUCK…OH NO there are more of those ichthy demons coming at us…wait what are you doing…don’t go TOWARDS THEM…STOOOPPPP!

 

KILL THE SCALYS!KILL THE SCALYS!KILL THE SCALYS!

 

KILL THE SCALYS!KILL THE SCALYS!KILL THE SCALYS!

 

Well were dead…here it comes…WHAT…I’m gonna be sick again…AERRRRUUUUCK…he/we just sliced that thing like we were gutting a carp…oh no another one…AERRRRUUUUCK…they are obsessed with…AERRRRUUUUCK…killing every last one…AERRRRUUUUCK

 

KILL THE SCALYS!KILL THE SCALYS!KILL THE SCALYS!

 

KILL THE SCALYS!KILL THE SCALYS!KILL THE SCALYS!

 

OH ANUBIS HOW DID WE SURVIVE THIS! AERRRRUUUUCK…the sea is red from all the blood…AERRRRUUUUCK…and guts…AERRRRUUUUCK…oh thank any God that is listening we are headed back the the death trap. Ah we are safe inside this floating metal coffin. So if anyone gets this:

 

GET ME THE FUCK OUT THIS HELL THAT I AM IN! I WILL DO ANYTHING!!

 


Mister Tooth & Ursus token drawn by AZ_RUNE
Folwin Skull from Wikimedia Commons

 

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