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THE WORD OF URSUS

THE WORD OF URSUS

The Life and teachings of Lord & King Ursus Monstrum Actos   The following excerpts are taken from the Word of Ursus. Which were written by the Disciples of Ursus.   Book of Inception   Lo, in the beginning, Dwarves and Elves had despite for all and most importantly each other. The wars did wage
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URSUS ASKS FOR ADVICE

URSUS ASKS FOR ADVICE

…why has he never done this before?   5th of Seha, 4th Year of the Rebirth, Holy City of Khemennu   My Liege, King Dude,   It is most excellent to hear that you are well, especially since we heard about the Monster invasion of our little Kingdom. It is most regrettable that CrIsis wasn’t
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URSUS HATCHES AN IDEA

URSUS HATCHES AN IDEA

…and it’s a doozy!   3rd of Ka Da, 4th Year of the Rebirth   My Quantum Queen,         I have this wonderful Idea, My Queen. Oh wait, yes, I know it has been a year since I left, but be reassured, I am still amongst the mortal and I will be
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URSUS COMPLAINS

URSUS COMPLAINS

  Ursus is sitting in the middle of Hades, while on watch, talking to no one in particular.   Fuck Hades, WTF am I doing here, it will take something even greater than putting our Lord back together, before I EVER come back to this furnace. I have NEVER been so warm and I even
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Don’t Mess with MaMa Bear

Don’t Mess with MaMa Bear

…Or Her Childs   Ansa is taking her Children, AuBeron & KolBjorn on a pilgrimage to Sekti-Abtu. Her hope is to make it there for their first birthday and have their blessing ceremonies in the main temples of Khonsu, Isis and Ansa. Ansa has been travelling with some official groups headed to Sekti-Abtu from Avramstown.
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URSUS IS IN HELL

URSUS IS IN HELL

…and sweating balls   Ursus takes a moment, while standing his watch as the others rest, to speak to his Masters & Gods   Great Traveler and Bringer of the Night, while both of you may be angry with me for talking…er…praying to each of you…um…well at least how I pray, I must pray…er…talk…um…whatever…with both
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URSUS SLEEPS WELL

URSUS SLEEPS WELL

…but for how long?   3rd of Mik Na, 3rd Year of the Rebirth.   My Elegant Erlkönigin,         I recently had an odd experience that I wanted to voice, so to speak, with someone and as you are the most important to me, besides our Childs, I thought you would be
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URSUS BECOMES OBSESSED (POSSESSED)

URSUS BECOMES OBSESSED (POSSESSED)

There are going to be a lot less Dragons around…or a lot less Ursus.   1st of Mik Na, 3rd Year of the Rebirth.   Greetings Brudder Kulder,   First, apologies as I don’t recall having written you whatsoever. This is a complete oversight on my part, as a loyal ally and friend to CrIsis
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URSUS BEG’S FORGIVENESS

URSUS BEG’S FORGIVENESS

…but…they CHALLENGED me…   31st of Thnu, 2nd Year of the Rebirth.   Forgiving Feral,         Please, I beg forgiveness. My state and behavior before you and His Holiness was…shall we say…a temporary return to my more bestial days. The day prior was supposed to be a day of rest and lack
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URSUS BLESSES A YOUNG COUPLE

URSUS BLESSES A YOUNG COUPLE

We hope they survive(d) 25th of Thnu, 2nd Year of the Rebirth.   Your Eminence, Keegan Seárlas Cardinal Rearden, Archbishop of Khonsu         May you be blessed by the Champion of Light and Justice on this Glorious Day of Horus. CrIsis has been busy putting our Savior together, the Kidney has found
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